did you get engaged???
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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