is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
there was a trapeze. enough said
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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