i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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