I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
