We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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