i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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