Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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