Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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