She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My vagina is very pro this idea
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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