K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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