mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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