Ambien. No doubt about it.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I want to be your penis for a week.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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