That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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