i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Shame - the story of my life.
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