Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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