...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
