Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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