just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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