So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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