Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Bring me that man meat
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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