I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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