Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
