we're blogging at a bar
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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