porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
