We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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