420 ftw
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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