can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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