I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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