so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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