You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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