girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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