Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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