I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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