It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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