belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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