dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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