i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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