I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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