I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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