i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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