in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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