i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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