Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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