I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Randomize