im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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