High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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