Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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