Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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