I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
