then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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