I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Houston, we have a squirter
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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