Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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