Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
There r osticjed everywhere
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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