found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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