So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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