If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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